WHAT IS A SCHOOL BUS DRIVER ?
A SCHOOL BUS DRIVER IS SOMEONE WHO
SMILES IN THE MORNING,SMILES IN THE EVENING AND EATS ROLAIDS IN
BETWEEN. A SCHOOL BUS DRIVER GETS THERE WHEN NOBODY ELSE CAN, FINDS
HOUSES THAT DON'T EVEN EXIST, AND CHILDREN WITH NO NAMES. SCHOOL BUS
DRIVERS HAVE EYES IN THE BACK OF THEIR HEADS AND HEAR EVERY WORD, EVEN
IN SIGN LANGUAGE. SCHOOL BUS DRIVERS ARE IMMUNE TO NOISE. A SCHOOL BUS
DRIVER'S FAVORITE WORDS (BESIDES "GOOD MORNING" AND "GOOD NIGHT") ARE
"SIT DOWN".SOMETIMES A SCHOOL BUS DRIVER GETS TIRED, BUT SELDOM GETS
MAD, AND ALWAYS, MOST FAITHFULLY GETS THERE.